1. That awkward moment when you have boasted of your bedmatics skills and you end up climaxing after 2mins. Lwkmd 
2. That awkward moment when you bring out your Blackberry Q5 just to show off, and she brings out her own Blackberry porsche
3. That awkward moment when you think she’s tripping for you cos she quotes you regularly, only for you to send her pm and she quotes you saying “No PM pls”
4. That awkward moment when you travel all the way from Lagos to Kaduna with the intention of bleeping your life out, only for her to deprive you of sex
5. That awkward moment when she’s always staring at you and you have boasted to your friends that she’s madly tripping 4u, only for you to approach her and she end up giving you the bashing of your life
6. That awkward moment when your babe walks in when you are lashing another babe
7. That awkward moment when you have N1 ,000 in your pocket and you invite for lunch, only for her to brings all her friends
8. That awkward moment when you tell your friend to disguise and toast your babe if she will fall for the trick, only for your guy to snatch her from you
9. That awkward moment when the lady you wooed on social media end up being your pastor’s wife. Lwkmd
10. That awkward moment when you wear your best attire and you think guys are staring at you, only for you to look back and notice they are looking towards another direction
Written by: Tosyne2much
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